Never forget my jokes

penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

livelovenintendo:

My grandmother thinks every game system is a ‘nintendo’ lol

Every game system that matters is a Nintendo.

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geekhyena:

bakerstreetsdoctor:

fefaklainer:

luhleti:

overprotective parents raise the best liars.

but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot

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Took me years to stop doing this

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

dabe-strudel:

what really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is

This is cute

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

Zero Escape 1 & 2

outerspacecake:

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

outerspacecake:

I’m going to be laughing about this for ages

justdippinsaucethings:

limey404:

i yearbooked

i yearbooked hard

have some pines twins, grades 9-12

OMG
I LOVE THIS
LOOK AT THEIR CUTE FACES

bopeep:

mydogsnokes:

making my computer read my anons

oh my fucking god

october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO

callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died